You are at work, near the water-cooler, talking about nothing audible, until you trip on your shoelaces. One of your friends responds with "Smooth move, Einstein". You then ask him why he would say something like that, since you obviously made a mistake, which isn't a very smooth move indeed. He rolls his eyes and says "No, of course I was being serious", which makes you even more confused.
Introducing the SarcMark , an all new form of punctuation.
Never be misunderstood again! You can get the brand new SarcMark for just 1.99. I mean, it is a lot easier than using something as uncouth as italics. Who am I, Conan the Barbarian? Finally you can make whatever witty comments you want without having to fear that your audience, people suffering from severe Autism and Twilight fans, can finally understand subtlety. If you have any questions, they are answered in their commercial:
Wow, what amazing sarcasm that commercial had! Did you see all the sarcasm! The sarcasm the commercial had? Boy howdy was that some sarcasm.
Truly paying money to get a sign you could just copy off the internet to be able to outright state that you are being sarcastic without realising that basically no website will support the symbol, and literally no-one else will be able to see that symbol without buying it themselves is the best idea of the year.
On the other hand, it's basically stealing from people whose functional retardation borders on an elaborate joke by God, which I can always get behind.
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